No, I'm not high. Just totally in the habit of "grazing"/eating constantly from 8 p.m. until, oh, about midnight. I don't know if it's boredom or what, but if I could get it under control, I'm pretty sure the battle of the bulge might take a significant swing in momentum towards yours truly.
And on a completely unrelated note, why am I so obsessed with the movies The Fifth Element and Twister? They're both on television tonight and I've seen both movies at least five times. So why am I drawn to watching them again? On second thought, maybe I am high.